From the Huffington Post, via Whitechapel.
I’m not entirely sure exactly what is going on here, but whatever it is, it’s a good thing.
Every word is true. And fair.
Today we wield both kind of uncleftish doings in weapons, and
kernelish splitting gives us heat and bernstoneness. We hope to
do likewise with togethermelting, which would yield an unhemmed
wellspring of work for mankindish goodgain.
Soothly we live in mighty years!